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Imagine dating someone famous and having a tumblr, like you could stalk your bf/gfs tag and see what people think of them, get jealous over how many people write dirty fanfic about them and oh my God imagine the hate you would be getting but on the other hand everyone would envy you

my ex actually got a lot of anon hate because we were dating 

I said famous

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Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?